In the wake of a controversial incident aboard Air Force One in which President Donald Trump insulted a female journalist, Vice President JD Vance is said to have wept in his office bathroom, furious that the commander-in-chief had used his special “piggy” nickname on someone else. “But I’m supposed to be his piggy—I’m supposed to be his only piggy,” a weeping Vance said this week as he collapsed against the locked bathroom door and slid down onto the tile.
At long last, after months of saying “I’ll bring my camera next time” and then forgetting, I finally had my gear with me when I encountered the MARTA Bus Stop Bluescreen of Death. YAY
