also while im bitching. i would like to say that, when people are complaining about cloudflare, they’re not saying “no one should use CDNs”. it’s either complaints about cloudflare as a service provider, or cloudflare as yet another single point of failure. fortunately for that last point there are more web apps using CDNs other than cloudflare than there are web apps using cloud providers other than AWS. loathe as i am to say something nice about akamai.
Big fan of angels being autistic btw. “How does an entity like that have a neurological condition” Well they can act like that. Angels having traits that read as autistic. Incomprehensible being trying for their best mimicry of human behavior. You understand
First day on earth pretending to be a Normal Human. Eye contact is weird when you only have two of them. Trying out physical sensations. Touching things with different textures. Picked a leaf off a bush and ate it. People are looking at me weird. Sorry. Say something normal. Do you know when the bus gets here
Second day as a Normal Human. Not used to standing still because I’m usually a four dimensional shape turning within itself. I understand the bus schedule now. Blessed someone’s baby today. Trying out smells and tastes. Went to a bakery. People are looking at me again. Loudly announced I love bread
Third day as a Normal Human. I thought I understood the bus schedule but it’s not here. Got in an argument with a street preacher. The bus is here. Went to a coffee shop. Really enjoying smells and tastes. Blessed someone’s dog. I think I’m doing a good job
Y’all notice they don’t make ocean spray commercials anymore. Ain’t seen those two white men in the cranberry pit in a long time. The bog spiders musta got them.
Hate it when you have An Appointment in a few days and you’re like well now I have no time to do anything at all because there is An Appointment in my future