rvllybllply2014:

Hey fellow Americans how do we feel about this one? Idk it just feels illegal

shutyourmoustache:

“No, your grandma didn’t speak in tongues, but she did sob. You called her a dipshit.”

todays-xkcd:

ALT

1,300,000-1,400,000 ft: Ask a crew member to show you how to use the ISS food warmer.

High Altitude Cooking Instructions [Explained]

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theonion:

Amid ongoing concerns over the aging president’s medical status, health speculations reportedly swirled Monday after President Donald Trump was seen with damage numbers above his head. “Recent photos of Trump appear to show him sustaining a series of double- and triple-digit damage values during a press event, fueling rumors that his hit-point pool may be rapidly dwindling,” said medical analyst Rebecca Benson, adding that several smaller numbers in purple, red, and light blue indicated that Trump had taken recurring damage from untreated poison, fire, and frost status effects.

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waterandsilver:

waterandsilver:

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

i don’t think i’ve ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

fatmagic:

charnel-grounds:

“The Triumphant Entry of Death into a City”

— attributed to either François de Nomé (1593–1644) or Didier Barra (1590–1656). Their works were historically confused under the shared pseudonym “Monsù Desiderio”

oil on canvas, 17th century

riottttttttttt:

Twin Peaks Map drawn by David Lynch

70sscifiart:

lookcaitlin:

Ingram Pinn, 1983