put rainbow laces on all my shoes recently which is fun and sexy but has the side effect that i have…

redstonedust:

redstonedust:

put rainbow laces on all my shoes recently which is fun and sexy but has the side effect that i have gotten multiple “i like your shoelaces” from strangers and like. i cant NOT “i stole them from the president” in return. just in case. but its recieved mostly awkward laughs and looks of confusion. embarrasing myself in public out here over my damn shoelaces.

Is this a reference to something? /genqALT

In an effort to help customers living in areas with little or no access to abortion care, Clearblue…

theonion:

In an effort to help customers living in areas with little or no access to abortion care, Clearblue announced Monday that its pregnancy tests sold in the U.S. market would now come with a flight voucher in case the result was positive. “Starting today, our home diagnostic products will include a generous $100 credit that can be used for air travel across state lines,” said company spokeswoman Felicity Roberts, adding that all Clearblue digital pregnancy tests, Flip and Click tests, and rapid-detection tests would come with a code that could be used to purchase a domestic round-trip ticket to a blue state of the customer’s choice.

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