pom pom crabs are some of the most unethical animals in the ocean

jantotrash:

c-53:

c-53:

pom pom crabs are some of the most unethical animals in the ocean

this man is a serial abuser

His pom poms are two sessile invertebrates he holds in his hands and starves so he can punch stuff with anemones who are so desperate to eat that they’ll use maximum sting on anything that gets close to him. When they starve to death he just finds more

ACTUALLY, IT IS WORSE

The crabs will force the anemones to clone themselves if one dies OR steal others’ anemones if both die

They haven’t found these anemones in their free-living form, so, as far as we know, this anemone species is these crabs’ slave species—it’s only known in association with pom pom crabs

Cool paper on this: Schnytzer, Y., Giman, Y., Karplus, I., & Achituv, Y. (2017). Boxer crabs induce asexual reproduction of their associated sea anemones by splitting and intraspecific theft. PeerJ, 5, e2954. https://doi.org/10.7717/peerj.2954

Even without words, we can communicate through our eyes.

weaselle:

spacefinch:

dandeland:

Even without words, we communicate through our eyes.

  1. THEN PERISH
  2. Was anyone going to tell me, or….
  3. It’s free real estate
  4. I love you. (Here’s the latest news)
  5. Live slug reaction
  6. __ ? In my __? It’s more likely than you think.

And some highlights from the notes:

  1. Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.
  2. THIS PERSON?!
  3. the WHAT
  4. Yeah, yeah, we’ve all seen it

now THIS is jewish culture

captain-acab:

jessicalprice:

homeshell:

now THIS is jewish culture

the number of times I have said “and it was for this that ________ was thrown out of the house of study” in meetings only to get a round of blank stares

If a rabbi is thrown out of the House of Study by a distance within 50 cubits, he is still welcome to return there. If he is thrown farther than 50 cubits from the House of Study, he is banished and may never return to it.

Rabbi Balmalocha asked: If the rabbi is thrown out and lands with one foot within 50 cubits and one foot outside of it, what is the law?

It was for this question that Rabbi Balmalocha was thrown 50 cubits out of the House of Study, then shoved one cubit farther for good measure.