There’s some serious penis fuckery going on in the ski jumping world

cheddar-baby:

betazeds:

moose-mousse:

shamebats:

shamebats:

shamebats:

shamebats:

There’s some serious penis fuckery going on in the ski jumping world

They’re calling it penisgate/crotchgate…

Archive link: https://archive.is/dwVgu

Fun, insane, sourced!

This is a fucking beautiful piece of internet right there!

The visual of athlete after athlete walking in with giant saline balls and the suit measuring guy has to just sigh and pull out the fabric tape.

it sucks that the backrooms and by extent liminal spaces turned out the way they did in popular…

dragongirlsweetie:

foxxear:

dragongirlsweetie:

dragongirlsweetie:

it sucks that the backrooms and by extent liminal spaces turned out the way they did in popular culture. i love dreamy places not because they’re full of Scary Screatures or whatever but because they’re fun and interesting and cool and a perfect place for a girl like me to lay her eggs

i could make a nest here it would be so good it’s got the perfect amount of structural support for the strands of goo to connect up and hold together easily without collapsing and forming a cozy little den for me to sleep in. but all anyone cares about is booboo’s playtime party friends

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but you are one of the Scary Screatures

i’m a cute girl and everyone loves me