okay so uh i had never seen the animated adaptation of charlotte’s web and uh….hanna barbera….wanna talk about something?
HB Exec: well guys we’ve gotta do this children’s classic justice with our adaptation….now it’s gonna be quite a task, but who wants to be in charge of designing charlotte?
Spiderfucker Jim: *straightens tie and slicks back hair* heh….well fellas, i think i know just the man for the job….
yesterday I got the “are you a boy or are you a girl” question from a six-year-old, and I told her that some people aren’t boys or girls (like me!) I was expecting her to be a little confused, but she nodded thoughtfully and said, “wow, just like snails.”
