my disdain for cigarettes is really conflicting with my incessant need to reblog art of mean women smoking
Yeah, they absolutely need to make a smoking that doesn’t smell bad or fuck up your lungs because it really makes everyone look so much hotter, and it’s only tempered by the fact that it makes them smell awful and taste like an ash tray.
Vaping kinda had a shot at this, but instead of cool future cigarettes it’s basically a juice box that gives you popcorn lung.
So far, the best I’ve got is chewing on a bit of burnt welding wire.
Sir John Barrow told me the earth’s poles keep eating men on his polar expeditions so I asked how many polar expeditions he has and he said he just funds a new one afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding men to the earth’s poles and then the british admiralty started crying
