Top: Mario Artist: Paint Studio for the Japan-only Nintendo 64DD add-on for the Nintendo 64 contains a variety of clip art, among them various images of hair.
Bottom: the bottom right hair is actually taken from a famous frame of Samuel L. Jackson is his role as Jules Winnfield in the 1994 movie Pulp Fiction. While the image has been touched up, many of the small shapes in the hair and locations of the highlights are the same, making it impossible for this to be a coincidence.
Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he touted the body’s natural ability to transmute lead into gold. “The human body is able to do some incredible things if you consume enough lead,” said the secretary of health and human services, noting that even a few drops of colloidal lead every morning could have an effect similar to that produced by the elixirs ancient Egyptians drank for rejuvenation.
