Listen. Listen to me.

soft-tomboy:

Listen. Listen to me.

Read Lucky Day. Do it.

I am holding you gently. Please read this book. This book is so so good.

I love Chuck Tingle. I love horror. I almost cried when I read the blurb on the back that says, “We are all lucky for the statistically infinitesimal chance to be alive while Chuck Tingle is writing books.” I feel that deeply.

Horror has always been my favorite genre of anything. But there is something so special and so unique in the way Tingle writes. He mixes terror and hope in a way that claws right through me. There is intrigue, there are scares, there is a monkey dressed as Shakespeare. Everyone is queer. In my mind Denver looks like Sigourney Weaver in Holes.

I thought nothing would be better than the salacious religious trauma in Camp Damascus; I thought nothing would be more physically, viscerally terrifying than a man being slowly sledgehammer-tortured to death.

I was wrong. There are parts of this book that genuinely scared me and made my heart rate rise. There are parts that made me laugh and parts that made me tear up. And yet, at the end of it, hope.

I asked on Blue Sky, and my friend did math:

tekniklr:

hellsitegenetics:

tonysaintborgi:

eremitical:

eremitical:

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

i meant completely smooth but flat it actuwlly funnier

new flat earth thearoy: we could do it

String identified:
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Closest match: Limnaecia phragmitella genome assembly, chromosome: 3
Common name: Shy Cosmet Moth

A small, pale brown moth rests on a leaf. Its wings are patterned by a few small white and brown dots. Thin hairs protrude from under the moth's hind wingtips.ALT

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Okay, new flat earth terraforming strategem is funny, but I’m curious about the smooth earth terraforming-

If the earth was completely smooth (like a marble), how far underwater would everyone be? I’m sure this is a science/math problem that is easily solvable by someone.

I asked on Blue Sky, and my friend did math: