As they called attention to his alarmingly sallow complexion and rapidly deteriorating brain…

theonion:

As they called attention to his alarmingly sallow complexion and rapidly deteriorating brain function, White House officials sought to quell speculation Monday over the bruising on President Donald Trump’s right hand by dismissing it as one of the least concerning parts of his body. “The discoloration on the president’s hand is superficial and no cause for worry—in fact, it is probably one of his healthiest anatomical regions,” said White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt, adding that the president’s doctors remain focused on far more urgent health issues, including his grossly bloated midsection, complete lack of bowel control, and hunched-over posture suggestive of a decomposing torso. 

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i feel like we as a digital society have forgotten the important rules of the internet

emptyheadgamer:

i feel like we as a digital society have forgotten the important rules of the internet

  • Don’t feed the trolls
  • Never give out personal information
  • Anonymity is the best defense
  • Don’t click suspicious links
  • Don’t click popups and ads
  • Just because it’s written doesn’t mean it’s true
  • You are responsible for your own experience
  • There is porn of everything, act accordingly