jabberding0:

Tree’s falling over

loxias-exe:

albertsalo:

cvberitual:

thyrell:

ariadneproserpina:

ottermatopoeia:

sandmandaddy69:

baja blast

That dolphin pussy stuff

the what

it’s nothing, go back to bed

for a while i could never find this post and straight up thought i hallucinated it

fuzzyghost:

youreadarkwizard:

David: I think the one picture I have of us up on the wall is the one where I had the dress on.
Gillian: I love that picture.
David: Yeah.
Gillian: And I’m holding you up.
David: Exactly.
Gillian: Yeah. I love that picture.
(Fail Better podcast, 11/12/2024)

???? David Duchovny & Gillian Anderson photographed by Mark Seliger, 1997

nagutsi:

hopauradelleapi:

?????

theinashow:

gate653:

oinkier:

budcortofficial:

samshepard:

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

OP, FYI, if you post on tumblr you post in real life

daddythedragon:

robstmartin:

wagecucks:

Oh boy!! It’s a fucking mystery?? A spooky scary mystery!! Better get fucking Sherlock Holmes on this one! It’s a big fucking mystery, with no obvious answer!

This is not a Sherlock Holmes mystery. This is a Scooby-Doo mystery, where the villain is an old white guy pulling a real estate / inheritance scam.

theonion:

A local resident’s search for a public bathroom became an epic odyssey of alienation, humiliation, and human cruelty Monday.

“You have no idea what I’ve been through,” said Pete Webster, 27, recovering from the harrowing ordeal in his apartment. “From endless ’Bathroom For Paying Customers Only’ signs to toilets so disgusting they’re unsuitable for vomiting, I saw it all.”

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