brb the whole discord in an uproar at the UNCONSCIONABLE results of Mister Global 2022
seriously though, MR. SPAIN?!
Mr Spain vs the runner up Mr Vietnam. Like. How the fuck?
Looking very respectfully at Mr. Vietnam
I mean personally I was in favor of Mr. Peru and Mr. Nigeria but I can fully agree Spain can get out of there.
Tbh mr spain looks like a piece of art compared to britain and cuba’s costumes
SE asia brought the thunder
Alright you guys I found all 33 of them, and it seems there’s three schools of thought for the costumes: Just Some Guy (tends to be more traditional or modern clothing), Slutty Halloween Costume, and Balls To The Wall Batshit Insanity. I can’t pick a favorite, so here they all are in alphabetical order by country:
(By virtue of there being 33, which doesn’t split into groups of 4 evenly, Vietnam gets to be the big photo.)
What a beautiful, majestic lineup.
Honestly if your Mister Global costume doesn’t include a huge fucking weapon what the fuck are you even doing there
Is me Japan wearing pants or not? Or like something covering him besides the what seems to be a loose jacket?
wtf is wrong with mr france
Forget france, what is going on with mr usa
I’m getting whiplash at how quickly these outfits are making my head spin. Some are gorgeous while the rest are just…questionable at best.
Honestly, there should be scholarship on how drastically differently masculinity within the anglosphere is viewed and valued based on the juxtaposition of Mr UK and Mr USA alone.
When that motherfucker finally dies (and it will be soon, I feel it in my bones) I don’t want ANYBODY saying shit about “okay but y’all realize we gotta deal with V*nce as president now, right-” FOR AT LEAST 48 HOURS POST MORTEM.
We get to celebrate this. We get to celebrate the death of a monster. Give us a weekend to have our parties before we get back to the severity of our fuck ass government.
