It’s like going up to someone who doesn’t know about conservation of energy, and telling them you have a wheel that never stops spinning, and expecting them to be blown away.
More and more often these days, in what is surely a sign that everything is just absolutely fine, I find myself recalling the wise words of the prophets written on the subway walls:
If you know anything at all about history you know for a fact that the fall of Rome was indeed this stupid
now i understand how pokemon fans feel because why are scalpers getting to the goddamn costco jones fallout soda packs of all things and not be able to name a single plot point from any of the games
