Got a surprising amount of requests relating to John being a parent to his various kids from various canons, but as someone who really doesn’t vibe with the parental stuff- especially with small children and babies- I just felt inspired to draw something stupid instead. Here’s your dad John having a Johnder reveal
[A chart titled “U. S. P. H. D. Program Timeline”, with arrows directing the various labelled stages and a block showing the percentage of Coursework to Research over time.] Meet with Advisor. Research Proposal. Qualifying Exams. Propose Dissertatin. Research and Write Dissertation.
[The next stages, “Submit Dissertation” and “Defend Dissertation” have been crossed out in red, with new stages also written in red covering up the Coursework to Research block.] Get grabbed off the sidewalk outside your home by masked government agents. Be whisked out of the state before a judge has time to intervene. ???
Uncovering a troubling disruption of America’s ecological systems, a study published Friday by researchers at Harvard University found that plants have become increasingly reliant on gig workers for pollination. “Freelance pollen transfer has always been a part of seed plant reproductive strategies, but we were shocked to discover that the number of gig pollinators has nearly quadrupled from where it was a decade ago,” said the study’s lead author, Shelby Haskins, adding that stable, well-compensated positions pollinating a single plant had become virtually nonexistent in today’s more cutthroat ecosystem.
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