really good thing about eartha kitt I wanna be evil is how easy it is to invent new verses. I wanna be evil. I wanna throw cats. I wanna be evil. I wanna wear hats
I WANNA BE EVIL
I WANNA PASS NOTES
I WANNA BE EVIL
I WANNA BREED STOATS
however truly nothing any of us can come up with can possibly compare to “I wanna be evil/I wanna tell lies/I wanna be evil/I wanna hurt flies”
see also: “and in the theater, I want to change my seat / just so I can step on everybody’s feet”
YES I LOVE THAT LINE
I didn’t know about this until today and it’s incredible.
