I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch
some of the things that are recommened for vaginoplasty are so funny like. there’s a four week period where i’m “encouraged to sensually explore the area” but “not allowed to climax” like okay doctor-mandated edging. if you say so lmao
once everything settles i’m encouraged to “share vaginal microbiome with someone who already has one set up” like. scissoring? are you talking about scissoring? fuckin. doctor-prescribed lesbian sex.