nuclearconsole:

thanks dogmeat i knew i could count on you

birds-in-posts:

49wasagreatyear:

Bearded reedling (Panurus biarmicus)

thotsfortherapy:

it’s not “am I good enough to do it?”, it’s “do I like it enough to be bad at it?”

penandinkprincess:

penandinkprincess:

parenting commitment level 3000

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

nuclearconsole:

nuclearconsole:

fallout tumblr is genuinely less chaotic then fallout twitter now im ngl

fallout fans just be arguing with me over anything over there man like the fuck you mean vault boy is hetero

augustdementhe:

visenyaism:

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant

They tainted my sparkle emojis and they made me sound like a FUCKING CALVINIST.

wilwheaton:

theonion:

Saying that they probably never clean the thing, sources confirmed Friday that Syracuse University’s mascot Otto the Orange absolutely reeked as he wove his way in and out of stands. “Oh God, I can smell him from here; it’s like a mixture of body odor and piss,” said student Dave Wringer as the large polyester orange made its way up the aisle toward him, the heavy scent of sweat and mildew reportedly wafting all around the costume.

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owakita:

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