[Cueball is seated at a desk, and uses a laptop. White Hat is standing right behind him.] Cueball: I’m ranked 7,145,000th globally on this chess platform. Cueball: It’s hard to be ranked that low in any activity.
[Zoom on Cueball talking] Cueball: Few pastimes even have 7 million rated players. Until the Internet, it wasn’t really possible. You could be this bad, but only unofficially.
[Cueball is now facing White Hat] Cueball: So in a sense, I’m worse at chess than anyone was at anything for most of human history. White Hat: Why are you still doing it?
[Cueball is back on the laptop] Cueball: Well, no human has ever had this many friends to play with. White Hat: That person is calling you some very obscene names. Cueball: Our friendship is complicated.
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