It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied “i don’t know i’ve never heard these words in that order” and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn’t even that funny
at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”
this is among one of the funniest ask i have ever seen someone get sorry
On a serious note, this is why I hate vague or unexplained medical advice. “Take this before bed” Is it because you think I go to sleep at night? Does the medication causes sun sensitivity? Is it because you think it will make me sleepy and you don’t want me driving on it? Is it because I’m supposed to not eat anything for several hours after taking it? Let me know. My lifestyle may not be what you think it is. “Take this with food” Is it because it’s slightly better absorbed that way? If I don’t, will it give me mild nausea or put a hole in my stomach lining? Be clear. “Take this the same time every day” Very strictly or is it okay in the 20-26 hour range? Trust me, this matters.
Yeah I’m not doing all that. Tumblr should just ban all things related to that franchise
you are like a mewling helpless baby you are standing in the rain and i am offering you a goddamn umbrella and you throw it on the floor and yell at god to abolish rain
“you are standing in the rain and I am offering you a goddamn umbrella and you throw it on the floor and yell at god to abolish rain” is a killer line and I wish I wrote that
Otters secrete thick oils in their fur that help them to be more hydrodynamic and water resistant. Without some kind of cleaning regime, they would like sloths grow plant matter in their persistently moist fur. Whether it be algae, fungi, moss, or other kinds of small plants.
The tree has a circle of absence around it in part because the tree excretes an herbicidal resin; this is a common property of trees particularly conifers.
The otters are rolling around in the dirt around the tree to clean themselves of microscopic insects with the coarse silicone (like with diatomaceous earth) and to coat themselves in herbicidal resins to keep them from growing things.
ALT
