the funny thing is that i don’t think younger people – and i mean those under the age of 40 – really have a grasp on how many of today’s issues can be tied back to a disastrous reagan policy:
it is past time we jettisoned the useless false dichotomy of introversion vs. extroversion and just accepted that everybody has a minimum amount of social interaction, failing which, they get really weird. and everybody has a maximum amount of social interaction, exceeding which, they get really weird. these levels are different for everyone, for a variety of reasons, and have no moral dimension. and that is all.
why would you come to this club and just shoot Myers & Briggs like this
IMO, it’s healthier to conceptualize it this way. So instead of being like “why am I being so weird? I’m an introvert, I like being alone!” you say, “Ah, I must be supergluing googly eyes to my bathroom faucet because I haven’t met my minimum threshold of social interaction and I’m trying to fill that void with these tiny pieces of plastic. Maybe I should invite someone over for dinner. They sure will be surprised by all these eyes watching them while they poop.”
It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied “i don’t know i’ve never heard these words in that order” and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn’t even that funny
at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”
this is among one of the funniest ask i have ever seen someone get sorry
On a serious note, this is why I hate vague or unexplained medical advice. “Take this before bed” Is it because you think I go to sleep at night? Does the medication causes sun sensitivity? Is it because you think it will make me sleepy and you don’t want me driving on it? Is it because I’m supposed to not eat anything for several hours after taking it? Let me know. My lifestyle may not be what you think it is. “Take this with food” Is it because it’s slightly better absorbed that way? If I don’t, will it give me mild nausea or put a hole in my stomach lining? Be clear. “Take this the same time every day” Very strictly or is it okay in the 20-26 hour range? Trust me, this matters.