really good thing about eartha kitt I wanna be evil is how easy it is to invent new verses. I wanna be evil. I wanna throw cats. I wanna be evil. I wanna wear hats
I WANNA BE EVIL
I WANNA PASS NOTES
I WANNA BE EVIL
I WANNA BREED STOATS
however truly nothing any of us can come up with can possibly compare to “I wanna be evil/I wanna tell lies/I wanna be evil/I wanna hurt flies”
see also: “and in the theater, I want to change my seat / just so I can step on everybody’s feet”
YES I LOVE THAT LINE
I didn’t know about this until today and it’s incredible.
imagine being a kid and having adults in your life answer all your questions about how bodies work and learning how bodily variation emerges throughout life because all growth and aging is change and reflects a constant conversation between the world and your body. imagine turning 13 and knowing how hormones and puberty work in the body, and being offered your options– “do you know what hormones you want and what puberty you’d like to go through? do you need more time to think it over?” it’s up to you to decide what you’re ready for and what you want to happen to your body. there are no consequences for any answer you give.
