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Omg this is like 800 metaphors rolled into one megaphor

cyborg-alchemist:

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curliestofcrowns:

Omg this is like 800 metaphors rolled into one megaphor

I would like everyone to know that vulture vomit is very stinky. It smells of rotting flesh and they use it to drive away predators

Direct action

hey, at least have a picture of the American vultures doing this, not eurasian/african vultures, they are very different creatures!

Apparently vultures are protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act, so there is nothing ICE can do about this except politely try to shoo the birds away.

So gods finally stopped fucking around and started with the Omens huh

This is some Shakespeare level shit.

Birds with a striking resemblance to a bald eagle (dark feathers with a pale head), but that feast on decay? Throwing up foul remains of the dead, as if to treat border patrol agents like a predator to be warded off? Protected from harm by the MIGRATORY Bird Treaty Act?

At this point, just go home before you get actually struck by lightning.