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If it sounds like the composer is trying to blast you with the orchestra until you’re as deaf as he…

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mysterybones:

If it sounds like the composer is trying to blast you with the orchestra until you’re as deaf as he is, it’s Beethoven.

If it sounds like the composer might be a vampire, it’s Bach.

If it sounds like the composer is trying to set the violins on fire, it’s Vivaldi.

If it sounds like the composer is trying to shoot you, it’s Tchaikovsky.

If it sounds like the composer is mansplaining to you, it’s Wagner.

If it sounds like the composer is making fun of you, it’s Mozart.

If it sounds like the composer is being a father figure to the music itself, it’s Haydn

If it sounds like the composer is playing Star Wars 60 years early, it’s Holst

If it sounds like the composer is trying to incite a riot, it’s Stravinsky