dreamed tumblr had started saying “les girlies” instead of “the girlies”. a common phrase was “le otp des girlies” (the otp of the girlies) which basically meant “an otp shared by me and my friends of exquisite taste”. there was some kind of gender discourse about it
“wouldn’t it be l’otp” I’ll tell my dream producers to brush up on their french thanks for the note
A Norwegian teenager tattoos a McDonald’s receipt on his arm & then tattoos the receipt of the tattoo studio, which he got free of charge so then he didn’t do more tattoos. The end.
I’m kind of obsessed with how Patrick Stewart is Not gay. He’s literally straight he just acts like that. Ian McKellen is gay so it’s easy to think logically that so is Patrick Stewart but he’s not. Unparalleled. Don’t call yourself an ally unless you kiss your gay friends on the mouth
And it’d be easy to think Well maybe he’s just private about it because he’s old, yknow. But literally at this point I think he’d be like “oh yeah I’m bi I just like marrying women” or whatever if he Was. If he was closeted he wouldn’t be publically kissing Ian McKellen on the mouth. I think he just went to Shakespeare School with a bunch of queens and that’s where he learned how to socialize
I mean his book does talk about exactly this.
“I was around a lot of gay people and imitated their flamboyant mannerisms. Anyway here’s a half dozen times I nearly ruined my life because I was hypnotized by a beautiful woman.”
This assumes a single fly weighs 8g, which is the weight of a 1-2 week old mouse (!). If you are unfamiliar with metrics: 100g is a bit less a quarter of a pound.
Btw, Wikipedia says a single house fly weighs in the range of 0.2 grams, so Google has discovered a world where flies are about 40x bigger
I was going to tell you that horseflies still absolutely do not weigh 8 grams
