Saying the man’s behavior and temperament had helped him excel in a difficult environment, sources confirmed Thursday that every trait disqualifying ICE agent Jake Clements from previous jobs had made him ideal for his current role. Several reports indicated the 29-year-old high school graduate, who had been dismissed from numerous past positions in food service and substitute teaching due to his short fuse and penchant for cruelty, had been rapidly promoted up the ranks at ICE for those very same characteristics.
Okay, the results are in. Unsalted Butter took the survey with 60% of the vote. I realize, however, based on the tags and comments that this post received I think I need to adjust the phrasing of the question. By using “they mean”, I think I begged the answer that I got.
You have been sent to the store with a shopping list, which includes “butter”. There is no way to reach out to the person who made the list, and you may not leave the store without “butter”. Which one are you buying?
still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing
a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all
In the episode there was a holiday where debris fell from the sky and everyone stopped to strap absurd art-piece protections to themselves to celebrate.
This show was incredible. They thought up a disaster (what if dangerous debris rained down on the city) and answered with ‘yeah … but once a year, and they’ll celebrate it with silly hats!’
We wouldn’t be broken up about it, just excited for a day off and an excuse for a party.
sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar
