my disdain for cigarettes is really conflicting with my incessant need to reblog art of mean women smoking
Yeah, they absolutely need to make a smoking that doesn’t smell bad or fuck up your lungs because it really makes everyone look so much hotter, and it’s only tempered by the fact that it makes them smell awful and taste like an ash tray.
Vaping kinda had a shot at this, but instead of cool future cigarettes it’s basically a juice box that gives you popcorn lung.
So far, the best I’ve got is chewing on a bit of burnt welding wire.
Sir John Barrow told me the earth’s poles keep eating men on his polar expeditions so I asked how many polar expeditions he has and he said he just funds a new one afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding men to the earth’s poles and then the british admiralty started crying
Cruel Universe (Vol. 2) #6 by Corinna Bechko, Maria Ingrande Mora, Greg Pak, Sebastian Cabrol, Fabiana Mascolo and Kelly Williams. Cover by Mike Huddleston. Variant covers by (2) Tom Fowler and (3) Albert Monteys. Out in January 2026.
“You’ve just landed on a barren, alien world… cold, remote, and devoid of any signs of life… except for the ominous, throbbing hum from the planetary core that drills a message straight into the synapses of your human nervous system: THE NEW ISSUE OF CRUEL UNIVERSE IS HERE! SURRENDER YOURSELF! OR BE ATOMIZED!
In this galaxy or the next, you’d be a fool to miss EC Comics’ Eisner- and Ringo Award–nominated sensation as it hurtles forward with all-new tales of twisted science and terrifying tech! Join writers Corinna Bechko (EC’s Blood Type), Maria Ingrande Mora (Ranger Academy), and Greg Pak (Ronin Island) alongside artists Sebastian Cabrol (The Seasons Have Teeth), Fabiana Mascolo (Catwoman), and Kelly Williams (The Dead and the Damned) as they rewire the strands of EC’s immortal DNA into a new kind of inhuman monstrosity!”
Looking visibly flushed as he hurried across the gymnasium floor, local teacher Greg Tollefson reportedly hoped that everyone helping to clean up after Thursday morning’s assembly at Mangrove Hills High School would notice how many folding chairs he was carrying at once.
