employers will try to convince you that you need a “career” and that you need to “network” and make “professional contacts” and this is false. you need to eat treats with your friends and have a silly niche blog on an unprofitable web platform
Segment from a commercial for action figures for the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie, featuring a boy thwarting a Goomba from the movie by jamming its hands in a window.
I need to run a survey really quick. This isn’t serious, but I need people to cooperate and not cheat for the sake of it because it’ll skew the results.
Imagine you wake up tomorrow and you realize you (and everyone else in the world) can turn into an animal (And back into a human) at will.
Please go to this link to see what animal it will be for you: