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you’ve heard of “quiet quitting,” now I’d like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work…

monsieurenjlolras:

you’ve heard of “quiet quitting,” now I’d like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

  • Do exactly what you’re paid for and nothing more
  • Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you’re off the clock
  • Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it’s just a job.
  • Have a little glass of wine
  • Take as long as you feel like for lunch
  • Deeply understand that work doesn’t matter
  • Make sure your boss your boss knows they’re always your second priority ??

If it sounds like the composer is trying to blast you with the orchestra until you’re as deaf as he…

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mysterybones:

If it sounds like the composer is trying to blast you with the orchestra until you’re as deaf as he is, it’s Beethoven.

If it sounds like the composer might be a vampire, it’s Bach.

If it sounds like the composer is trying to set the violins on fire, it’s Vivaldi.

If it sounds like the composer is trying to shoot you, it’s Tchaikovsky.

If it sounds like the composer is mansplaining to you, it’s Wagner.

If it sounds like the composer is making fun of you, it’s Mozart.

If it sounds like the composer is being a father figure to the music itself, it’s Haydn

If it sounds like the composer is playing Star Wars 60 years early, it’s Holst

If it sounds like the composer is trying to incite a riot, it’s Stravinsky