Category Archives: Tumblr

You can survive your childhood and escape the horror of your parents by creating and existing solely…

bippysaurus-rex:

rowanisawriter:

You can survive your childhood and escape the horror of your parents by creating and existing solely in a rich inner world in which you contain all your thoughts and feelings and this will not have any effect on your relationships as an adult

Mothwrfucker I haven’t even had coffee yet and you’re on my dash calling me OUT so hard, why my dude?!?

How long WOULD it take monkeys to type up the works of Shakespeare?

Thankfully, a Douglas-Adams-style planetwide simulation was done to find out. Monkeys evolved 30 million years ago and one completed writing the works of William Shakespeare around 400 years ago. Now that we know the answer is about 30 million years, they should be shutting the simulation down any day now.

It’s been nice knowing you all.