Charles Darwin once called a bombardier beetle a “little inconsiderate beast” after it shot hot acid down his throat. The reason the beetle managed to do that was bc Darwin tried “gently” holding it in between his teeth, because he was searching for beetles and found some rare beetle that he could not let escape, and since he already had a beetle in each hand he needed to free up one of his hands to get the third beetle.
Having thought about it, “Cloud dancer” is really the perfect bullshit color for the bullshit year of 2026. It’s gonna be the year of the tech billionaire, so of course the color of the year is tech white, AKA the landlord special.
Welcome to the technofascist future, bitches. It’s white.
Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I have been meaning to reblog this FOREVER. One, I love that .gif, because it is somewhat hypnotic and unsettling. Two, the commentary is GOLDEN.
I want this as my screensaver for work. I wonder if that can be done.
