Beckett’s supposed to be canonically hot, right? Like so hot that it gets him into trouble (you could say inflated self ego, sure)
But like why can’t Bethesda create attractive characters. They did it twice. (Maxson and Danse are objectively attractive, and MacCready too if you like dudes that look like rats)
Why are his eyes so tiny? It’s weird.
Couldn’t they have picked better hair?
I can get what they were going for but like… Bethesda don’t really know how to make attractive NPC’s y’all
But also here’s the line I’m talking about
“I just have one of those faces – a dashingly handsome face that people trust implicitly or punch repeatedly. There isn’t much of a middle ground ("he knows he’s good looking”- so when i say can I mean it’s canon that Beckett is supposed to be hot but also know that he’s hot)
Who designed Doomguy’s The Dark Ages face? That is a dashingly handsome dude.
Thinking about how when the Oceangate sub imploded, the coastguard picked it up on their radar and knew from the moment it happened that everyone on board was already gone, and yettherewas still a five day manhunt.
And how like a week before that, a refugee ship sank off the coast of Greece, whose officials knew this was happening and had ships within reach, but intentionally did nothing.
And how there was like the most expansive manhunt in recent history to find a suspect in the UHC shooting. In a city known for its unsolved crimes. How Briana Boston was arrested for a vaguely perceived threat to a CEO she wasn’t even speaking to nor mentioned, while internet stalkers are never addressed unless they hurt someone, and then it’s a maybe
And just how there is always money to perform for the rich, even when they can’t actually be helped. And there is never money to help the poor, no matter how easy they would be to save.
And for some reason it’s considered “dangerous and extreme” to want a world where our lives aren’t just fodder at the whims of the rich.
Boasting of an exciting new experience for die-hard fans who want to “join the rebellion” against their homosexual desires, Disney announced Wednesday the grand opening of an immersive Star Wars–themed gay conversion camp. “At our new Jedi Cure Center, gays and lesbians of all ages can visit a galaxy far, far away, where they will be taught by their favorite Star Wars characters that their sexual orientation is a path to the dark side of the force,” Disney CEO Bob Chapek said of the new $3,000-per-day camp at which clients will be greeted by an animatronic Yoda that tells them being “queer leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to suffering.”
