I found a document from 1652 that’s just a guy talking about how women are better than men and wow he’s a little confused but he got the spirit.
Literally every man in 1652: If she breathes, she a THOT!
This one random guy: All women are queens!
This idiot who loves women a lot: you see…women are perfect…you can tell because when they fall down…God made it so they usually fall on their back…which hurts less and prevents them from damaging their beautiful faces…wow women are so smart and beautiful
This absolute dumbass who treasures women with his whole soul: you know how sometimes women…are bad? It’s actually just proof that they are way more powerful than men and they could totally kill us if they wanted to but they don’t because they’re just that nice they literally don’t need us for shit
For those wondering, the document is called “The Glory of Women” OR “A Treatise declaring the excellency and preheminence of Women above Men, which is proved both by Scripture, Law, Reason, and Authority, Divine and Humane.”
Yeah. That’s the title.
This dude absolutely LOST IN THE SAUCE on Respect Women Juice
Absolutely devastated I missed out on the chance to peg the world’s greatest man by 367 years
This one took so much time to complete, they have so many details Q__Q Hope I did them justice though, I’ve been meaning to make one and took some artistic liberty to portray this as one creature, as the alien Queen has a different kind of chestburster but I think these designs are just more recognizable and just my personal preference. I made the dying Queen with giant ovipositor, as a compromise with myself, since I like her without it too. And I guess they will never die in a natural way so they go with a bang XD
Anyway hope you enjoy it, I hope to get these made as tapestries too (If I have enough time I’d like to start pre-orders for all my designs at the end of this month) :D I also have prints and tattoo files available:
