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The more research I do on invasive species the more I think they’re mostly just. A convenient…

drumlincountry:

drumlincountry:

The more research I do on invasive species the more I think they’re mostly just. A convenient visible thing for ppl to ATTACK as a THREAT to native biodiversity, because “climate change” can’t be ripped out with your hands, and ripping “habitat loss” out with your hands looks dangerously revolutionary.

everyone KNOWS grey squirrels were introduced to ireland in 1911 by Mr. Forbes/Earl of Granard who was gifted 6 pairs of grey squirrels by the Duke of Buckinghamshire. Everyone KNOWS Mr Forbes released the squirrels in Castleforbes and everyone KNOWS that the ravening grey beasts decimated the native red squirrel population from then on. Invasive species bad, outcompetes with native population. Kill all greys.

But! Red squirrels were introduced too. It SEEMS like red squirrels went extinct in the 1600 – b/c of the fur trade & the rapid deforestation of Ireland to build british ships. Red squirrels were then introduced BACK by British Lords who thought they were neat.

In fact, red squirrels were introduced to Castleforbes like 80 years before the greys. And they didn’t thrive! because there wasn’t enough tree cover! Grey squirrels are much happier spending time on the ground.

But sure. Invasive species are the problem.

‘I asked chat GPT-’

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gayrob0t:

gayrob0t:

‘I asked chat GPT-’

oh did you? You asked something that steals shit to lie to you about a subject? And you just tell me this like I care to know what it said? Like I wanted to know its opinion? I regularly ask my cat Cheesey Gordita Crunch about many subjects and I think I trust his judgement more than whatever bullshit ur shitty algorithm spat out

I asked catCGC about the issues and I think his input is valuable here he says ‘weh’

pls thank him <3

Modern vampire who has spent the last 70-ish years of their immortality primarily being slutty in&hellip;

transmechanicus:

Modern vampire who has spent the last 70-ish years of their immortality primarily being slutty in nightclubs and non-lethal snacking on hookups shocked and uncomfortable that most vampires older than the lightbulb are really into torture and cruelty and eating babies alive. Super excited to finally meet his own kind and then oh no. oh fuck. time out wtf are they doing. this is profoundly unsexy they bit that guy’s arm off and are letting him crawl around screaming and crying. there’s not even any kissing or grinding or club music. is this normal?? i am Going to throw up i’ve gotta get these poor ppl out of here. askjeeves how to smuggle 30 naked prisoners (assorted genders) out of vampire mansion time sensitive.