Excuse me but why does every fucking TV show have to have a person singing a fucking song now, is it the law or something?
They should have to get audience consent to turn something into a musical mid-stream. Like if a movie surprisingly changes genres to horror or sci-fi or something, that’s interesting, but if all of the sudden somebody starts singing a fucking song I’m like Oh my god I’m TRAPPED.
bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a ‘daft bastard’ it just feels right
the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears
the scots have piss and shite for sure. “its pishin it doon out there” “this is a load of shite” absolute poetry
if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, twat, etc.
and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a ‘goddamn’ quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real
i have been informed that twat means vagina not penis. thats my bad
also people are saying australians have the monopoly on cunt and while that is correct its not exactly new information which is why i didnt include it. everyone knows australians say cunt the best thats just a given
you will live to witness manmade horrors that are completely within your comprehension if you’ve paid any attention to a single piece of human history but are nevertheless still huge bummers
