i hate being east of the cascades. What if the yellowstone supervolcano erupts? no protection :/
You get to do what we were taught in school growing up here. Hide under your desk, it’ll *totally* protect you from the force of the blast!
what american folk lore says cicadas protect you from volcanoes ?
Assuming cicadas are some kind of Ozzie desk… the same folklore that says they’re nuke-proof.
I think that’s a misreading of Cascades, but now I’m imagining a mountain range of giant cicada larvae, waiting to hatch on a 294,001 year cycle to fight off and contain super-volcanic events like cthonic firefighter kaiju.
