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In a landmark piece of legislation that disgusted supporters said was long overdue, Congress passed…

theonion:

In a landmark piece of legislation that disgusted supporters said was long overdue, Congress passed a law Thursday banning women from leaving the house without makeup. “For too long, Americans have lived in fear of walking outside and encountering the unthinkable—a natural-looking woman who refuses to wear cosmetics,” House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) said in support of the new measure, which sets strict federal requirements for how much foundation, blush, mascara, and lipstick female citizens must wear when they appear in public.

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a while ago, i watched little shop of horrors, which of course got me thinking about carnivorous…

cryptic-forge:

a while ago, i watched little shop of horrors, which of course got me thinking about carnivorous plants. this one is maybe a little less of a world-conqueror than audrey, but who knows. definitely wants a bite of your sandwich, and maybe of your finger.

heads sculpted by me, the arms and tentacles are monster high parts. everything except the tentacles is bendable & poseable.