“We can never again take seriously anything these comedians complain about (unless it’s complaining that we don’t support enough torture and mass executions of journalists and LGBQT peace activists here in the states, or that we don’t terrorize enough Americans by flying planes into our buildings). I mean that’s it; you have a funny bit about how you don’t like Yankee Candles or airport lounges? Okay great, but you’re cool with murder and/or the public caning of women who were raped, and by having the audacity to be raped, were guilty of “engaging in adultery”? Got any bits on that?”
Dave Chappelle, Kevin Hart, Aziz Ansari, Pete Davidson, Andrew Schulz,
Jo Koy, Bill Burr, Jessica Kirson, Jimmy Carr and Louis C.K.: Sebastian Maniscalco,
Maz Jobrani, Tom Segura, Whitney Cummings, Jimeoin, Russell Peters,
Andrew Santino, Bobby Lee, Chris Distefano, Mark Normand, Gabriel
Iglesias, Hannibal Buress, Sam Morril, Jeff Ross, Omid Djalili, Ali
Siddiq, Zarna Garg, Chris Tucker and Ben Hart.
I did sketch comedy with Maz Jobrani for years at ACME Comedy Theatre. I loved him as a person and as a comic. It breaks my heart that he is part of this.
I like to think that benny smokes the cigs to look cool in front of the chairmen but he’s wheezing and coughing the entire time and can only take two puffs before throwing them on the ground in defeat
“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”
You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.
Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are. He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.
Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.
I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.
“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date.
