Oh boy!! It’s a fucking mystery?? A spooky scary mystery!! Better get fucking Sherlock Holmes on this one! It’s a big fucking mystery, with no obvious answer!
This is not a Sherlock Holmes mystery. This is a Scooby-Doo mystery, where the villain is an old white guy pulling a real estate / inheritance scam.
A local resident’s search for a public bathroom became an epic odyssey of alienation, humiliation, and human cruelty Monday.
“You have no idea what I’ve been through,” said Pete Webster, 27, recovering from the harrowing ordeal in his apartment. “From endless ’Bathroom For Paying Customers Only’ signs to toilets so disgusting they’re unsuitable for vomiting, I saw it all.”
tangent but the way black swan theory played out as an actual real life series of events setting up such a crisp linguistic/cultural metaphor is one of those things that makes me squint at the fabric of the universe and wonder if it’s deliberately fucking with us
