biblically accurate highway
not only are these pics real, the second one in particular was taken within 10 minutes of my childhood home and is an area ive driven through >1000 times
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I live in Texas. This is a real thing. It’s real. We do this here.
I call these “Spaghetti Highways” because of how difficult it can be to navigate them. One wrong merge, and you’ve shifted dimensions and have lost 20 minutes of travel progress.
But they aren’t just in Texas. Here’s a google maps view of some highway spaghetti near DC, where the road to the airport crosses the beltway around the capital:
This is the kind of road I need to turn the music down so I make sure I take the right turns. GPS is both your greatest ally, and also a useless little bitch that doesn’t know which lane you’re in, or what elevation you’re at. When you enter this, not even God knows where you are or where you’ll end up, until you come out.
And here’s another one three miles down the road.
And another in eight more miles:
These are all in a row, on the same ring around the city. These are some particularly nasty examples, and not every city has it this bad, but I’m sure somebody could easily find worse if they know where to look.
However, I did decide to go have a peek at Texas to see what’s going on over there and. Um. Guys what the fuck.
Your spaghetti highway is reaching out like a hungry amoeba, trying to eat the next intersection over.
At least DC has the decency to contain their bullshit roads. Texas lets theirs sprawl out and spill over into neighboring intersections. Don’t do that. Give your drivers a break in between mind bending traffic jams.