partlysmith:

Spin the wheel. This is now your highest stat.

How fucked are you?

This owns

Pretty good actually

I can make this work

Not thrilled…

This sucks

My life is over

steampunktendencies:

Release the Kraken!
Chainsaw carved by Brandon Kroon at The Alask a Cup Carving Championship 2018

supreme-leader-stoat:

goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250:

Maybe becoming a werewolf wouldn’t fix my mental illness but it would fix my Not Being A Werewolf problem

Becoming a werewolf would replace most of my immediate problems with brand new, exciting problems.

important-cat-pics:

@important-cat-pics

tarragonthedragon:

its honestly bananas to me that so many on this website seem to assume that someone’s tumblr output is an accurate reflection of their real life priorities and activism and all of their beliefs in order of how hard they believe them. like. idk about you guys but i’m reblogging things that i want to reblog not keeping a minute by minute record of my deepest held beliefs. for one thing my deepest held beliefs are mostly not about star wars

mightbeawriter1:

thegeekcloud:

supremeuppityone:

worldheritagepostorganization:

sticktomyheart:

mad-max-war-girl:

dil-howlters-gay-dads:

wearitcounts:

ishipanarmada:

batmanlockedmeinthetardis:

thisrohirrimisnoman:

1reasonand1reasonolny:

harryriles:

“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

“oh cool, what’s it about?”

“….uh….”

I love that everyone just knows

Or…alternately:

“what are you writing?”

“it’s a….story.”

“oh cool, what’s it about?”

“…uh…”

“can i read it?”

“Oooh what are you drawing? Can I see?”

I FEEL THIS on a personal level

no but also “what website is that?”

“you have a tumblr? can i follow you?”

“what kind of blog is ur tumblr?”

World Heritage Post

“So what are you working on right now?”

I feel attacked ????????

I mean, I have no shame, I’ll tell you, but 1) how badly do you really want to know, and 2) how much time do you have?

lucifergifs:

4.02 | 5.15

#the shade

nowadayz:

JILL VALENTINE
RESIDENT EVIL 3 REMAKE

phasmaslam:

theterribletenno:

I was just thinking about the old Japanese censorship laws that gave birth to tentacle porn…

So for anyone not in the know, the Japanese government decided to fight perversion with censorship.

Specifically you weren’t allowed to draw penises.

So they drew things that WEREN’T penises instead. Like tentacles. Fast forward to today and tentacle porn is an entire standalone genre with thousands upon thousands of examples and enjoyers.

The attempt at censorship did not quell perversion, it only caused it to mutate.

And now I’m thinking about tumblr’s decision to ban porn and of all the people leaving captions under videos of heavy machinery and industrial accidents like “I need someone to do this to me” and “this wouldn’t fix me but it would help” or “everything reminds me of her”

All this to say that without porn on Tumblr

The perverts are mutating again