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dear smut writers,

unbearable-lightness-of-ink:

dear smut writers,

to lave means to wash/bathe/lap at, and it’s in basically every sex scene ever

a lathe is a machine that smoothes a spinning piece of wood or metal by cutting thin layers off it, and it’s also in an unfortunate number of sex scenes

so when you say things like this:

text: lathing the underside of his cockALT

I am imagining things like this: