So I’m looking through the changes in the 2024 D&D players’ handbook and this catches my eye.
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I’m sorry go over that bit again?
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Uh huh…
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“I’m going to roll stealth to sneak in undetected.”
“OK, how do you see that working?”
“I am very angry.”
“… And that helps you how?”
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“Ah, I see”
shaking dice “Oh do you now…”
Is the perception check just the Barbarian screaming “GET OUT WHERE I CAN SEE YOU!” and hidden bad guys/important items/what have you just gets so intimidated they walk up and announce their presence?
“Leave no stone unturned” as interpreted by someone who can deadlift a large boulder the size of a small boulder
I’m always a sucker for “skill check with a different ability” stuff. What does a deception check with wisdom look like?
I imagine that a strength based stealth would look like some sort of anime style, blink and there’s nothing but a crater where Gragnol used to be situation. Is he on the ceiling? Around the corner? Hiding in the cloud of dust that just erupted from the ground? Who knows? You won’t, until his axe finds you.
I’ve been reading through the notes and I just have to say that I absolutely promise, promise, promise you that nobody in the dental surgery is there to judge you, and we’re certainly not mad at you. Cavities happen. Even to dentists. You think your dentist has a mouth full of virgin teeth? Unlikely! They’ve all visited eachother’s surgeries to get a quickie filling (ooh, saucy) between patients. They understand that life can get in the way of oral hygiene sometimes. They understand that life’s too short not to eat chocolate. They understand that you’ve got to live. I swear to you that everyone in that room is just there to help you. Please, please, please don’t stop going to the dentist because you’re worried they’ll be mad at you. It’s really not the case. They understand. It’s fine. It’s really, really fine. Please go to the dentist. I promise you it’s ok.
I attended a conference on activism this week (with a specific group, but I figure it’s better to keep it vague when posting online). The organizing board led a structured Q&A session where one of them (an elderly black lady) happened to mention she’d been arrested during a protest before. When they opened the floor to questions from the audience, I got the first question, and I asked “So what’s it like to be arrested?”
I was genuinely curious. I haven’t found myself in that position through my activism yet, but I figure I might in the future.
She said, “Oh it’s all planned” and then went on to detail how she and many other members had been through a specific training on being arrested during activism, that they each left for every protest with $50 and the business card of the organization’s lawyer, and that they predetermine who is going to be arrested before they go out.
Another member then explained that when they protest in D.C. at the Capitol, the Capitol police are very used to this, so there’s basically this theatrical performance that takes place where they protest; the Capitol police show up and warn them that if they continue, they will be arrested; the people who are not predetermined to be arrested leave; and the remaining people wait for the police to come back, handcuff them, and lead them out of the building. It makes the headlines, they go to jail, and then they get let right back out same day.
This is something that I knew happens, but I left with the impression that a large percentage of the people you see getting arrested in activism went out with the intent to have that happen. Additionally, the board members are all volunteers, so some have day jobs. They predetermine who is going to be arrested basically based on whose life will and won’t be wrecked by it. The board members with serious jobs that would fire them if they found out they were arrested at a protest are never in the arrest pool. The elderly black lady who was speaking is retired, so an arrest record can’t really do anything to her, therefore she’s always in the arrest pool.
Side note: They also told us about a member in a powered wheelchair who tries to get herself arrested at every event just because the police don’t know what to do. When last did you see a cop car that could take a person in an electric wheelchair? I find that hilarious.
Long story short, some people you see at protests really are risking it all, but there’s also a significant portion of people who are literally trained in being arrested at a protest, so if you’ve ever felt bad for fearing what a police record could do to your life, just know that that’s a legitimate concern that large organizations take into account when deciding who to place in conflict with police. Also know that you don’t have to completely wing being arrested at a protest if that’s something you’re willing to do; you can seek out an organization that will offer you training and backing in exchange for your willingness to be arrested for publicity.
Saw the tags: Yeah we don’t let the teens be in the arrest pool either. We have one 17-year-old with us, and when talk of arrest comes up, we say “NOT YOU KEVIN,” because not letting teens get a record before college apps or while living with their families (who may not approve) is also a priority.
“But overall, Trump was just, well, sad. He needs to reach for a world leader who vouches for him, and the wheel lands on … Viktor Orbán? He tries to argue that his “very fine people” on both sides at Charlottesville comment was taken out of context and debunked; he points to … Laura Ingraham and Sean Hannity and “Jesse” (Watters, I guess—he didn’t finish the sentence, as was the case with so many of his sentences). And while “I have concepts of a plan” was the worst and dumbest sentence he uttered, a close second would have to be, “Now she wants to do transgender operations on illegal aliens that are in prison.” The only thing he left out of that sentence is that she plans to steer the catering contract to Comet Ping Pong. Was this Trump’s Biden moment? He wasn’t quite as bad as Joe Biden was back in that June debate. But the mere fact that I was forced to consider that question speaks volumes. His age, his narrow-mindedness, his mental incontinence all came aggressively to the fore in a way that would have been impossible against Biden. A younger, smarter, more energetic candidate standing 10 feet away just laid it all bare. Oh, wait. Have I not mentioned “They’re eating the dogs”? I could. Not. Believe. He actually said that. “But people said it on television!” Dear God.”
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