sometimes I remember how on the last day of my high school latin class our teacher had us gather around his laptop to show us latin memes on tumblr and my best friend and I just gaped at each other in abject horror. we couldn’t figure out if our teacher was just showing us memes on a Fun Website He Had Found or if he was a tumblr user for real. but he knew how to navigate it. years have passed but it haunts me. he could still be out here
Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell
imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move
and then just left
I first saw this on twitter and COULD NOT get over these comments:
For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever:
the first time i watched this i laughed so hard i nearly puked
THIRD BASE
Since I was 8 and found out about this for the first time my family has always followed up on someone saying “I don’t know,” with shouting “THIRD BASE”
Who’s On First is the single mist brilliant comic but ever and will never be outdone. Ever.
Their whole skin is so hydrophobic that it is covered in a thin layer of air. They breathe that air bubble as shown, but it’s not just like holding their breath. Oxygen in the air will be replenished from the water due to the large surface area, almost like a gill. Many aquatic insects, like giant water bugs, also use oxygen diffusion similarly if they don’t have gills.
this is the stupidest looking thing a lizard has ever done and lizards do almost entirely stupid looking things, which is all to say that they are precious wondrous angels and awesome feats of adaptation.
To anyone considering not voting because of the Palestinian genocide, I have this to ask:
How many Palestinian people do you think you’re helping by laying back and inviting the GOP to crush you under foot? Self flagellation didn’t cure The Plague, and it won’t fix this situation either.
If you don’t like the idea of voting for Harris, I doubt I’ll be able to change your mind, but consider this: 468 congressional seats out of a total 535 are up for re-election THIS NOVEMBER. You want to make the government start actually representing the will of the people? Start there.
We’re living in frightening times, and apathy is a very comfortable state of being, but you need to act. If you don’t, who will?
