moviesludge:

Johnnie was saved at the last moment when his body was miraculously transformed into a 60’s department store mannequin for 5 seconds

atomic-chronoscaph:

Mad Monster Party (1967)

dosbox:

YourFuture™ – Multimedia Edition (1997, Win95 CD-ROM)

moviesludge:

fresh off the slab

unbearable-lightness-of-ink:

dear smut writers,

to lave means to wash/bathe/lap at, and it’s in basically every sex scene ever

a lathe is a machine that smoothes a spinning piece of wood or metal by cutting thin layers off it, and it’s also in an unfortunate number of sex scenes

so when you say things like this:

ALT

I am imagining things like this:

moviesludge:

if you find yourself in an 80s horror movie, avoid this lighting at all costs

fanofspooky:

Eldritch Horror movies

Important addition:

neoncityburning:

atomic-chronoscaph:

Divine as The Bride of Frankenstein (1982)