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slayer-barbie:

BARBIE(2023)dir. Greta Gerwig

daily-spooky:

mostlysignssomeportents:

ALT

catchymemes:

cipheramnesia:

georgedontdothat:

he’s at it again

I want to see a Thai martial arts movie shot in this guy’s house where everyone keeps trying to use things in the house as a weapon but it just falls apart because it’s chocolate and what’s supposed to be a badass fight scene degenerates into a few helpless men sliding and flailing around in a giant messy pile of smashed desserts.

ineffectualdemon:

apolladay:

Do you clean your lint trap every time use your dryer?

Yes

No, I didn’t know you were supposed to do this

No, I know you’re supposed to but I don’t care enough to do it every time/at all

I don’t use a dryer

Fun fact!

I told off my husband for not cleaning the lint trap and he got made and said he always cleaned it

And when I showed him the lint trap uncleaned he got quiet and said “I didn’t know that was there”

But before I got too smug I asked him what he thought was the lint trap and he showed me a second lint trap I didn’t know about

It was the most net zero argument ever

pusheen:

depsidase:

daily–cats:

smbc-comics:

High Horse.

Original comic post.

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